clacl:

taking a selfie thinking it looks good and then seeing it flipped

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(Source: sadfrogs)

kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

lordsteeb:

imagine being an old-timey gangster but instead of having people murdered you had them loved. that’s pretty much my dream job now that i think about it. all sittin in bars in a pinstriped suit, being all “hey tony. see that guy over there? go take care of him, if you know what i mean.” and then tony goes and gives him a hug

(Source: orbsteeb)

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon as the protagonist of the last show you watched

rhydonmyhardon:

i hate it when flies fucking rub their stupid little shitty hands together like they’re plotting to ruin my life those tiny little bastards

bootyscoutinglegion:

attack on my fucking patience what’s in the goddamn basement